Hallowe'en Party Awards

Best costume Sleet
Costume most like net nick Freya
Skimpiest costume niBLet
Worst costume Gink, doh, Tictac, Slart, reptOn, Kahm
Bondage of the meet eXcEsSion & Firefly
Most leaves collected eXcEsSion & Firefly
Most stressed out Freya & Alnya
Kickass Pentagram award Lir
Glad they didn't come Ebola, mulder & HuE
Best morning after couple Tictac & Xanth
Nuke of the meet Cyclo
Paedophiles of the meet eXcEsSion, Freya & Xanth
Cainhead of the meet Fo
Best spliff skinned Sleet
Coolest spod eXcEsSion
Most huggliest MoOg, eXcEsSion & doh
Seamstresses of the meet MoOg & alnya
Vom janitors of the meet Alnya & doh
Pull of the meet eXcEsSion
Orgy of the meet Freya, alnya, Xanth, Tictac, niBLet, MoOg
Most kissed of the meet Xanth (and Loki)
Most desperate for a toke Xanth
Most jealous of the meet LiLImP
Most pointless trip of the meet MoOg, niBLet, Xanth, alnya, Sleet, eXcEsSion & Firefly
Biggest layabout of the meet Tictac
Most electrical tape of the meet MoOg (and the speakers)
Least successful hair dye Firefly
Best snog on the phone Tictac & Xanth
Fittest bird Tictac
Most condoms used balsa
Exquisite nutrients of the meat Freya
Philosophiser of the meet balsa
Most amusing bootup sequence balsa
Longest innings alnya
Best foetal position doh
Pisshead of the meet balsa
Most piccies of the meet endeR, Kahm & Gink
Most infamous spod of the meet tOoT
Most wee cuddle Tictac
Most "accidental" flashes niBLet
Sexiest pentagram sprawl eXcEsSion
Wella Gorilla hair award Xanth
Coolest beard Gink

Quotes of the meet

Everyone: "Allo, we're murderers. Twix, please." (cliche of the meet)

Everyone: "Allo, we're the Romans!" (lesser cliche of the meet)

niBLet: "Are you gonna have a shower, Paul?"
MoOg: "No. This is a spod meet, you're supposed to smell!"

Tictac: "Geoff got a degree?! Blimey!"

niBLet: "Can you fix my flower, please?"

alnya: "I'm just stroking my pussy..."

niBLet: "I always find spermicide makes my tongue go numb, don't you?"

Firefly: "In spod, no-one can hear you scream!"

A big thanks to all the spods who helped out with costumes and decorating on the Friday and Saturday and especially with the cleaning up on Sunday morning... we love you guys even more than we love the rest of you. And that's a lot =)

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